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Monday, March 15, 2010
My NBDE1 Notes
Probably in mid June, I'll take my National Board Exam [again].
I've decided to memorize old exam questions this time (as recommended by multiple people)
I will edit this as I come up with more ideas...I hope someone can use this...ENJOY!
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Cranial nerves:
I Olfactory
II Optic
III Oculomotor
IV Trochlear
V Trigeminal
VI Abducens
VII Facial
VIII Vestubulochoclear,
IX GlosoPharyngeal
X Vagus
XI Accessory
XII Hypoglossal.
Oh Oh Oh! To Touch And Feel Virgin Girl's Vagina And Hymen!
mnemonic for dominicans:
I- Metete "UN" deo en la nari (Olfactory)
II- Lo tre chiflado se sacan lo sojo con "DO" deo. Esa vaina duele. (sensory) (Optic)
III- Uno, Callate, Dos, te callas, "TRES", Sube el culo en el motor. (Oculomotor)
IV- Trochlear (Just learn it!)
V- Trigeminal (If you dont know this one, you need to study architecture or something)
VI- I got abducted by satan (6) (Abducens)
VII- Brad pit tiene una cara bonita (From the movie SEVEN) (FACIAL)
VIII- Cant think of anything for this one....( Vestibulochoclear)
IX- NO TE PONGA EL DEO EN LA GARGANTA QUE VOMITA!! (x= NO I=Deo) (Glossopharyngeal [gag reflex])
X- Que hace un vago? no hace na! (X = nada) (vagus)
XI- El palito alante de la X e un accesorio (Accessory)
XII- Nada de Lengua Chiquita (X = Nada II kinda looks like a tongue) (Hypoglosal)
________________________________________
It ain't easy being a teenager. You can get Ewing's sarcoma and shit.
Ewing's sarcoma affects teenagers mostly.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Tragic love story:
The sphenomandibular ligament could not let go of his lingula... He was attached to it. <3>
The sphenomandibular ligament attaches to the lingula (of the mandible).
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-___--------__-__-__-__-__-_______-__-__--
"No Interstitial cells (of Leydig), no testosterone...sorry, office policies..."
Interstitial cells (of Leydig) stimulate the release of testosterone.
-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
"Piglet Has no Barr Body."
Barr Body assists in differentiating the sex of a cell.
-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09
Ma Te MPte -
Muscles that elevate the mandible: Masseter, Temporalis, Medial Pterygoid.
_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)
Your Buche is located in your face
The facial nerve innervates the buccinator muscle
***********************
-(superior) Head
-(Middle) Testicle
-(Inferior) Foot
The Right Lung usually has 3 lobes
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You use periodontal dressing after perio surgery. Cemento ---- perio
Cementum is produced by cells of the periodontal ligament
)()()()()()()()()()()()()()(
Los pulpos tienen dientes.
Dentin is produced by pulp cells
!@#!@#!@#!@#!#!@#!@#!@#
My doctor said I Can't play my djembe anymore. I suffered a Myocardial Infarction, and now I got Dysrhythmia.
The most common complication of Myocardial Infarction is Dysrhythmia.
()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
Get rid of your wrinkles with the new SHARPIE'S FIBER® [PERMANENT MARKER]!, (with collagenous fibers).
Sharpey's fibers consist of collagenous fibers
I've decided to memorize old exam questions this time (as recommended by multiple people)
I will edit this as I come up with more ideas...I hope someone can use this...ENJOY!
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Cranial nerves:
I Olfactory
II Optic
III Oculomotor
IV Trochlear
V Trigeminal
VI Abducens
VII Facial
VIII Vestubulochoclear,
IX GlosoPharyngeal
X Vagus
XI Accessory
XII Hypoglossal.
Oh Oh Oh! To Touch And Feel Virgin Girl's Vagina And Hymen!
mnemonic for dominicans:
I- Metete "UN" deo en la nari (Olfactory)
II- Lo tre chiflado se sacan lo sojo con "DO" deo. Esa vaina duele. (sensory) (Optic)
III- Uno, Callate, Dos, te callas, "TRES", Sube el culo en el motor. (Oculomotor)
IV- Trochlear (Just learn it!)
V- Trigeminal (If you dont know this one, you need to study architecture or something)
VI- I got abducted by satan (6) (Abducens)
VII- Brad pit tiene una cara bonita (From the movie SEVEN) (FACIAL)
VIII- Cant think of anything for this one....( Vestibulochoclear)
IX- NO TE PONGA EL DEO EN LA GARGANTA QUE VOMITA!! (x= NO I=Deo) (Glossopharyngeal [gag reflex])
X- Que hace un vago? no hace na! (X = nada) (vagus)
XI- El palito alante de la X e un accesorio (Accessory)
XII- Nada de Lengua Chiquita (X = Nada II kinda looks like a tongue) (Hypoglosal)
________________________________________
It ain't easy being a teenager. You can get Ewing's sarcoma and shit.
Ewing's sarcoma affects teenagers mostly.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Tragic love story:
The sphenomandibular ligament could not let go of his lingula... He was attached to it. <3>
The sphenomandibular ligament attaches to the lingula (of the mandible).
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-___--------__-__-__-__-__-_______-__-__--
"No Interstitial cells (of Leydig), no testosterone...sorry, office policies..."
Interstitial cells (of Leydig) stimulate the release of testosterone.
-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
"Piglet Has no Barr Body."
Barr Body assists in differentiating the sex of a cell.
-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09-09
Ma Te MPte -
Muscles that elevate the mandible: Masseter, Temporalis, Medial Pterygoid.
_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)
Your Buche is located in your face
The facial nerve innervates the buccinator muscle
***********************
-(superior) Head
-(Middle) Testicle
-(Inferior) Foot
The Right Lung usually has 3 lobes
##############
You use periodontal dressing after perio surgery. Cemento ---- perio
Cementum is produced by cells of the periodontal ligament
)()()()()()()()()()()()()()(
Los pulpos tienen dientes.
Dentin is produced by pulp cells
!@#!@#!@#!@#!#!@#!@#!@#
My doctor said I Can't play my djembe anymore. I suffered a Myocardial Infarction, and now I got Dysrhythmia.
The most common complication of Myocardial Infarction is Dysrhythmia.
()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
Get rid of your wrinkles with the new SHARPIE'S FIBER® [PERMANENT MARKER]!, (with collagenous fibers).
Sharpey's fibers consist of collagenous fibers
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Metal Animals \m/
First, I found this:
Then, someone emailed me this:
Which reminded me of this one:
Come back later, and I'll kill the rest of your neurons.
:)
Then, someone emailed me this:
Which reminded me of this one:
Come back later, and I'll kill the rest of your neurons.
:)
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Confesión
Me da mucha verguenza admitirlo, pero si, fui yo...
Solo me faltaba uno, para completar la coleccion.
Cuando el no estaba mirando, se lo quite de su mochila.
Lo escondi en mi estuche y cuando me chequiaron la mochila no lo encontraron. Por mi nos quedamos todos media hora despues que sono el timbre.
Lo siento.
Lo admito.
Yo le robé el Rocko LoKo Azul a Eddie Luna, en 5to de primaria.
Fui yo.
Solo me faltaba uno, para completar la coleccion.
Cuando el no estaba mirando, se lo quite de su mochila.
Lo escondi en mi estuche y cuando me chequiaron la mochila no lo encontraron. Por mi nos quedamos todos media hora despues que sono el timbre.
Lo siento.
Lo admito.
Yo le robé el Rocko LoKo Azul a Eddie Luna, en 5to de primaria.
Fui yo.
Monday, December 28, 2009
Rita Indiana y Los misterios
Bueno, lo unico que wa deci e que yo tengo el maso que no ecribo en epanol. y Mucho meno en dominicano, y dede que vi el video de rita indiana y lo miterio coji y me impire.
Er diabajo que jeva ni ma apera!
ella e asi flaca como yo, y toca la guira y sabe dale a lo mambo violento y a lo palo y de to.
Ella sabe muchisimo de musica, no dique que e la que ma sabe de musica tipica, pero ella se defiende, y pa mi eso e aperisimo.
Tiene un video ahi que parece una velsion dominicana de ELECTRONIK SUPERSONIK. Asi pero MONTRO!
Lo que ma me guta e que lingo toca la tambora. Yo amo a lingo. El e jevi.
Pero la vaina e que Rita tambien ecribe libro y vainita. Y se vendieron to ya no aparecen. Tube que habla con un pana que me dijo que me iba a manda una copia aqui a orlando pa que yo la lea y se lo devuelva cuando yo acabe. Pero el muy pendejo lo que no sabe e que yo me wa queda con el libro y no se lo wa devolve na! hhahahahaha pariguayo...
Na chekeense lo ma apero de to eto...la pagina de eta jeva e TUMAI.COM.DO LOKO QUE VAINA NI MA APERA! dique TU MAI! hahahah yo http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.giftaba eplotao de la risa cuando vi eso..
Na eplotense utede tambien y entren a www.tumai.com.do y chekeen lo emepetre y lo video.
Y el que me venga a deci dique que yo soy un atrasao y vainita lo voy a eplota. Yo no sabia quien catso e rita indiana porque yo taba deconetao. Y taba en japon. Pero ya volvi.
Na adio, depue ecribo ma.
Er diabajo que jeva ni ma apera!
ella e asi flaca como yo, y toca la guira y sabe dale a lo mambo violento y a lo palo y de to.
Ella sabe muchisimo de musica, no dique que e la que ma sabe de musica tipica, pero ella se defiende, y pa mi eso e aperisimo.
Tiene un video ahi que parece una velsion dominicana de ELECTRONIK SUPERSONIK. Asi pero MONTRO!
Lo que ma me guta e que lingo toca la tambora. Yo amo a lingo. El e jevi.
Pero la vaina e que Rita tambien ecribe libro y vainita. Y se vendieron to ya no aparecen. Tube que habla con un pana que me dijo que me iba a manda una copia aqui a orlando pa que yo la lea y se lo devuelva cuando yo acabe. Pero el muy pendejo lo que no sabe e que yo me wa queda con el libro y no se lo wa devolve na! hhahahahaha pariguayo...
Na chekeense lo ma apero de to eto...la pagina de eta jeva e TUMAI.COM.DO LOKO QUE VAINA NI MA APERA! dique TU MAI! hahahah yo http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.giftaba eplotao de la risa cuando vi eso..
Na eplotense utede tambien y entren a www.tumai.com.do y chekeen lo emepetre y lo video.
Y el que me venga a deci dique que yo soy un atrasao y vainita lo voy a eplota. Yo no sabia quien catso e rita indiana porque yo taba deconetao. Y taba en japon. Pero ya volvi.
Na adio, depue ecribo ma.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Need For Speed Nitro (Nintendo DS)
Designed by Ricardo Aguiló Out Today!
GO BUY IT, COÑO!
Amazon link:
http://www.amazon.com/Need-Speed-Nitro-Nintendo-DS/dp/B0029TKMR6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1257264594&sr=8-1
GO BUY IT, COÑO!
Amazon link:
http://www.amazon.com/Need-Speed-Nitro-Nintendo-DS/dp/B0029TKMR6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1257264594&sr=8-1
Ricardo was born and raised in the Dominican Republic, Home of Mangú and Presidente beer.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Angry Dominican Mom Collection
If I posted something like this on youtube, and my mom found out, Ill be dead. Not just dead, but ass whooped, tortured, decapitated dead.
The thing is, a bunch of kids are taping their mothers, then they purposely annoy them, and post their reactions on youtube. Personally, I think is hilarious.
So here is a bunch of videos I found. I already looked for them, so you don't have to.
Angry dominican mom throws a phone:
Angry dominican mother angry at rosmary for not giving her money, so she can go dancing on her birthday:
Angry Mom mad at priscilla for being messy.
Angry Dominican Mom doesnt want to be on bluetooth yutoo, whatever...
This one is very low quality, but you can totally understand what she says:
This one didn't take her meds:
This one is not about a dominican mom, but its funny as hell. Deserves to be blogged
And this one too:
Now remember kids, please try this at home, school or work. Record (HQ please), post and share it with the world. XD
The thing is, a bunch of kids are taping their mothers, then they purposely annoy them, and post their reactions on youtube. Personally, I think is hilarious.
So here is a bunch of videos I found. I already looked for them, so you don't have to.
Angry dominican mom throws a phone:
Angry dominican mother angry at rosmary for not giving her money, so she can go dancing on her birthday:
Angry Mom mad at priscilla for being messy.
Angry Dominican Mom doesnt want to be on bluetooth yutoo, whatever...
This one is very low quality, but you can totally understand what she says:
This one didn't take her meds:
This one is not about a dominican mom, but its funny as hell. Deserves to be blogged
And this one too:
Now remember kids, please try this at home, school or work. Record (HQ please), post and share it with the world. XD
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Wrong call dude
Its amazing how many people call me with a wrong number, on a daily basis.
In effort to accumulate the most rollover minutes, I've decided not to answer the phone when I don't know the number. And if the person leaves me a message, I will post it right here on my blog.
The following three calls came from John, someone in West Virginia, and his lovely girlfriend Rebecca. They are trying to get a hold of some drug addict who pawned their antique confederate knife and stole 700 dollars in quarters from his mom. SHAME ON YOU!
Enjoy!
Click Here
In effort to accumulate the most rollover minutes, I've decided not to answer the phone when I don't know the number. And if the person leaves me a message, I will post it right here on my blog.
The following three calls came from John, someone in West Virginia, and his lovely girlfriend Rebecca. They are trying to get a hold of some drug addict who pawned their antique confederate knife and stole 700 dollars in quarters from his mom. SHAME ON YOU!
Enjoy!
Click Here
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Did you know???
Histidine is frequently found in the catalytic site of enzymes where the imidazole ring can donate or accept protons in the formation and breaking of bonds!
FML.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
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