Probably in mid June, I'll take my National Board Exam [again].
I've decided to memorize old exam questions this time (as recommended by multiple people)
I will edit this as I come up with more ideas...I hope someone can use this...ENJOY!
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Cranial nerves:
I Olfactory
II Optic
III Oculomotor
IV Trochlear
V Trigeminal
VI Abducens
VII Facial
VIII Vestubulochoclear,
IX GlosoPharyngeal
X Vagus
XI Accessory
XII Hypoglossal.
Oh Oh Oh! To Touch And Feel Virgin Girl's Vagina And Hymen!
mnemonic for dominicans:
I- Metete "UN" deo en la nari (Olfactory)
II- Lo tre chiflado se sacan lo sojo con "DO" deo. Esa vaina duele. (sensory) (Optic)
III- Uno, Callate, Dos, te callas, "TRES", Sube el culo en el motor. (Oculomotor)
IV- Trochlear (Just learn it!)
V- Trigeminal (If you dont know this one, you need to study architecture or something)
VI- I got abducted by satan (6) (Abducens)
VII- Brad pit tiene una cara bonita (From the movie SEVEN) (FACIAL)
VIII- Cant think of anything for this one....( Vestibulochoclear)
IX- NO TE PONGA EL DEO EN LA GARGANTA QUE VOMITA!! (x= NO I=Deo) (Glossopharyngeal [gag reflex])
X- Que hace un vago? no hace na! (X = nada) (vagus)
XI- El palito alante de la X e un accesorio (Accessory)
XII- Nada de Lengua Chiquita (X = Nada II kinda looks like a tongue) (Hypoglosal)
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It ain't easy being a teenager. You can get Ewing's sarcoma and shit.
Ewing's sarcoma affects teenagers mostly.
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Tragic love story:
The sphenomandibular ligament could not let go of his lingula... He was attached to it. <3>
The sphenomandibular ligament attaches to the lingula (of the mandible).
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"No Interstitial cells (of Leydig), no testosterone...sorry, office policies..."
Interstitial cells (of Leydig) stimulate the release of testosterone.
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"Piglet Has no Barr Body."
Barr Body assists in differentiating the sex of a cell.
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Ma Te MPte -
Muscles that elevate the mandible: Masseter, Temporalis, Medial Pterygoid.
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Your Buche is located in your face
The facial nerve innervates the buccinator muscle
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-(superior) Head
-(Middle) Testicle
-(Inferior) Foot
The Right Lung usually has 3 lobes
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You use periodontal dressing after perio surgery. Cemento ---- perio
Cementum is produced by cells of the periodontal ligament
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Los pulpos tienen dientes.
Dentin is produced by pulp cells
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My doctor said I Can't play my djembe anymore. I suffered a Myocardial Infarction, and now I got Dysrhythmia.
The most common complication of Myocardial Infarction is Dysrhythmia.
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Get rid of your wrinkles with the new SHARPIE'S FIBER® [PERMANENT MARKER]!, (with collagenous fibers).
Sharpey's fibers consist of collagenous fibers
