Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Confesión

Me da mucha verguenza admitirlo, pero si, fui yo...
Solo me faltaba uno, para completar la coleccion.
Cuando el no estaba mirando, se lo quite de su mochila.
Lo escondi en mi estuche y cuando me chequiaron la mochila no lo encontraron. Por mi nos quedamos todos media hora despues que sono el timbre.

Lo siento.

Lo admito.

Yo le robé el Rocko LoKo Azul a Eddie Luna, en 5to de primaria.

Fui yo.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Rita Indiana y Los misterios

Bueno, lo unico que wa deci e que yo tengo el maso que no ecribo en epanol. y Mucho meno en dominicano, y dede que vi el video de rita indiana y lo miterio coji y me impire.

Er diabajo que jeva ni ma apera!

ella e asi flaca como yo, y toca la guira y sabe dale a lo mambo violento y a lo palo y de to.
Ella sabe muchisimo de musica, no dique que e la que ma sabe de musica tipica, pero ella se defiende, y pa mi eso e aperisimo.

Tiene un video ahi que parece una velsion dominicana de ELECTRONIK SUPERSONIK. Asi pero MONTRO!

Lo que ma me guta e que lingo toca la tambora. Yo amo a lingo. El e jevi.

Pero la vaina e que Rita tambien ecribe libro y vainita. Y se vendieron to ya no aparecen. Tube que habla con un pana que me dijo que me iba a manda una copia aqui a orlando pa que yo la lea y se lo devuelva cuando yo acabe. Pero el muy pendejo lo que no sabe e que yo me wa queda con el libro y no se lo wa devolve na! hhahahahaha pariguayo...

Na chekeense lo ma apero de to eto...la pagina de eta jeva e TUMAI.COM.DO LOKO QUE VAINA NI MA APERA! dique TU MAI! hahahah yo http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.giftaba eplotao de la risa cuando vi eso..

Na eplotense utede tambien y entren a www.tumai.com.do y chekeen lo emepetre y lo video.
Y el que me venga a deci dique que yo soy un atrasao y vainita lo voy a eplota. Yo no sabia quien catso e rita indiana porque yo taba deconetao. Y taba en japon. Pero ya volvi.

Na adio, depue ecribo ma.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Need For Speed Nitro (Nintendo DS)

Ricardo was born and raised in the Dominican Republic, Home of Mangú and Presidente beer.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Breakup letter

A real breakup letter from a real person

Angry Dominican Mom Collection

If I posted something like this on youtube, and my mom found out, Ill be dead. Not just dead, but ass whooped, tortured, decapitated dead.

The thing is, a bunch of kids are taping their mothers, then they purposely annoy them, and post their reactions on youtube. Personally, I think is hilarious.

So here is a bunch of videos I found. I already looked for them, so you don't have to.

Angry dominican mom throws a phone:



Angry dominican mother angry at rosmary for not giving her money, so she can go dancing on her birthday:



Angry Mom mad at priscilla for being messy.




Angry Dominican Mom doesnt want to be on bluetooth yutoo, whatever...



This one is very low quality, but you can totally understand what she says:



This one didn't take her meds:



This one is not about a dominican mom, but its funny as hell. Deserves to be blogged



And this one too:




Now remember kids, please try this at home, school or work. Record (HQ please), post and share it with the world. XD

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Wrong call dude

Its amazing how many people call me with a wrong number, on a daily basis.

In effort to accumulate the most rollover minutes, I've decided not to answer the phone when I don't know the number. And if the person leaves me a message, I will post it right here on my blog.

The following three calls came from John, someone in West Virginia, and his lovely girlfriend Rebecca. They are trying to get a hold of some drug addict who pawned their antique confederate knife and stole 700 dollars in quarters from his mom. SHAME ON YOU!


Enjoy!
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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Did you know???

Histidine is frequently found in the catalytic site of enzymes where the imidazole ring can donate or accept protons in the formation and breaking of bonds!

FML.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Sunday, August 9, 2009

I'm home!

It's good to be back!!!

More pictures comming soon.

Manguuuuuu

Asopao

Mural

Domino

Asopado de pezcado

At el malecon.

Dominican day parade.

Today is the 2009 Dominican day parade. That means I need to leave NYC as soon as possible. I hope I don't bump into any crazy Dominican chopa on my way to the airport.
I've had so much fun this weekend. We went to a Korean kareoke place last night. What a concept!
It's been a great experience but I can't wait to get home and sleep in my cozy bed.

There is no place like home.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Going to NYC

I'm leaving to NYC tomorrow morning (6 AM!).
Just a 3 day weekend, Ill post some pictures from my mobile device. ;)

If you are in NYC, CALL ME! YOU HAVE MY NUMBER or you might just know WHERE TO GET IT.

Testing Pixelpipe




IT WORKS!

Testing...Testing...

Is this on? Does it work? And the question is. Do people still read this?

I'm trying out this Pixelpipe app so I can post pictures and comments when I'm on the move.

By the way, I'm no longer in facebook, myspace, twitter, Hi5 or any other social site. I locked myself in a basement and threw away the key. I am trying to focus a bit more on my studies so I can become a licensed dentist in the US.

Im only keeping my blog and my PICASA, because they are both "one way" or as us geeks call them, "half-duplex" websites.

So here is a recap of what's been going on:

I became a Licensed Hygienist in the state of Florida.

I no longer work for FDODO.

I found out that I've been (without knowing it) breaking the law. I had no x-ray license, so for my new job they requested that I get it.

I might be working at a dental clinic for [mostly] autistic kids.

I'm working on a couple of weekend projects, which I will post later on.


I had a lot of fun this past week, thanks to my new [imaginary?] friend from the other side of the world who likes to take pictures and floss teeth.

OK that's all for now. Come back and read about me soon!